GENESIS, CH.2010 Vs. 2:27

.....and lo, it came to pass that Jacob lay with Sonny and thence came Michael, Morris, and Jean, and it came to pass that Michael lay with Shirley, and the Lord blest Michael with Norman and Elizabeth, and it came to pass that the Lord did also blest Norman, the best and wisest of men, and therefore the Lord caused him to lie with Tobby, the blessest of women who became blest with two sons and two daughters, named Robin, Joel, Bobby and Bonny, and it came to pass that Joel cried out to the Lord, “Wherefore hast thou blesteth my father, Norman, and my grandfather, Jacob, and not I?” And the Lord replied “Whyfore asketh me such a question? Know ye not that thy father hast his father, Jacob’s seed, and that thy father is the best and wisest of men, and ye have not yet all thy teeth?” And it came to pass that Joel was sore distressed and therefore struck his brother, Bobby. And it came to pass that Bobby cried out to his brother, "Wherefore striketh thou me?" And lo his brother replied, "Because thou art there." And it came to pass that Bobby cried out to his father, Norman, “My brother, Joel, has strucketh me, and I am sore all over.” And therefore the Lord came to Robin, the most blesseth of women and said, “Comfort thy brethren and sister who loveth animals, and say to them that they have the seed of their parents, and when they have grown more wiseness and teeth that they will be blest with Adam, and Sean, and Hannah, and Katrina who will be blest with the seed of their grandfather, and will not joy in it for many, many years until they sorrow over not knowing their grandfather’s house where also liveth Rhoda, the most blessedeth and wisest of women who loveth all eight of her wisest husband’s progeny. And the Lord said it was good and blest the second month and the 27^th day. And on that day Norman, the best and wisesethist of men partieth until darkness falleth upon the earth.