Saturday, May 4, 2013

"I am a man: I count nothing human that is foreign to me" (Terence)

.....I was thinking of JR, my son, the other day and wondering why he doesn't retire. If my math is correct, then he was 61 in March.  He's worked pretty hard all his life and so has Barbara.  I believe it's time for both to retire.  Whenever I get the chance, I tell my offspring to put away as much money as they can before they retire because they will need more money retired than they do working.  And the same goes for anyone else.  When you retire you eat out more, go to the movies more, travel more, go to shows more, go to casinos possibly, gift money to grandchildren at their weddings or bar mitzvahs, and generally spend a lot of money on things you don't do during your working days.  Social Security is not going to do it. And in these days you can't find a bank that will give you at least 1% interest in your savings and CD accounts.  You want to avoid risking your retirement money in the stock market.  If you lose it you will have to stand at the exits to the turnpike with a cardboard sign that states "Homeless. Will work for food."  If you think you have enough saved to retire, you probably don't.  So, live sparingly first--then retire and treat yourself royally in the life you have remaining.
 
.....Charles Darwin in 1859 wrote "On the Origin of Species" and one specie is the human specie whom I believe has not yet fully evolved from our origins. The billions of our specie's brains that exist  on Earth are still primordial. Take, for example, the parents in Kentucky who presented their 5 year old son with a rifle for a birthday gift with which he accidentally killed his sister.  Or the tragedy in Newtown where a kid whose brain had not yet evolved from an apish state; or the bombing in the Boston Marathon; or all the wars which you cannot count on your fingers and your toes, or the holocaust!  It's madness for me to continue with examples of beings who have not yet evolved into fully evolved Darwinian humans. They're apparently still Neanderthals with Neanderthal brains. And take the gurus in the NRA who go bonkers when there is talk of legislation to ban automatic or military weapons that did not exist when the Second Amendment was adopted.  But who talks about militias now? Just imagine how Washington, Jefferson, Adams, or even Ben Franklin would have to say about these weapons which many NRAs suck on for comfort as a baby sucks on it's blanket.  I wonder what our species will be a hundred years from now?

10 comments:

  1. You've answered your own question about why JR does not retire: "...put away as much money as [you] can before [you] retire because [you] will need more money retired than [you] do working.... If you think you have enough saved to retire, you probably don't."

    Also, why "live sparingly" when I'm still agile and mobile enough to do things that I won't be able to do when I'm retired (suppose I break a hip, for instance).

    Also, it's a very satisfying feeling to do more than simply complain about terrorism -- when I know that I've done something to thwart an attack, or to avenge one, for instance, why would I retire from that?

    When JR is ready, it'll happen.

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  2. ruth.grimsley@virgin.netMay 5, 2013 at 10:30 AM

    Now THAT really was depressing, Baron dear! Wondering on the mischievous nature of the human race, and its inadequate development, I sometimes feel that if I were God, I would make an end of the human race RIGHT NOW!! Cuzzin Ruth

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  3. There is an another sign that performs much better, if you are forced into brandishing a sign, due to lack of funds. My sign reads "Will work for sex." Mike Herbstman

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  4. Give me a break cuzz: I'm trying to reach 90 first.

    Mike, what kind of work are you referring to that you are willing to work for?? Be mindful of those 4-hour ejections.

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  5. ruth.grimsley@virgin.netMay 6, 2013 at 9:13 AM

    Mike - sex won´t feed you. Your sign should read: "Will screw for food!" No, you´re right: I´m NOT Mary Poppins. You´d better believe it! And to prove it, I´m telling you right now that if you´re the Baron´s age, then you probably need a little blue pill to make good your promise! And now please tell me EXACTLY in what sexual activities you specialize. You never know, you might be able to make a fortune in England. Cuzzin Ruth
    PS Mary Poppins, har har har!!

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    1. Ruthie, was it Google that informed you that the Baron is in need of a "little blue pill" to satisfy RH+? Or is it a source of information that I am not aware of?

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  6. ruth.grimsley@virgin.netMay 7, 2013 at 3:12 PM

    Baron, I was not aware that you needed a little blue pill at all. It's just that losing your, er, mojo, if you're a gentleman of a certain age is so common as to be normal. And my remarks were directed to Mike H., not you. I only meant "if you [Mike H] are the Baron's contemporary." However, don't worry: Mr G., my own dear husband, has the same problem, and he's only 68. (Maybe on his next birthday we'll try something different, har har, geddit?) Indeed in England we're very upfront about these matters. It's not unusual to hear something like this from the lips of ones friends: "Gotta dash - got a date with my husband and a little blue pill!" Moreover, gentlemen are not alone: we ladies need HRT (hormone replacement therapy)to function as sexual beings when we get to that age. Goodness me: I sometimes wonder how people managed without HRT and Viagra before they were invented. Maybe they did stuff like basket-weaving or learning Esperanto instead. "Go figure!" as you are so fond of saying...Much love, Cuzzin Ruth

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