.....Since I can't think of anything else to write about today, I guess I'll just continue with the theme of the past few days. That'll be fun! Here are some quotes from the news on Comcast:
Jet misses runway and crashes in China, killing 42...Not the best pilot.
Tiger Woods, Elin officially divorced....Not the best husband.
Brady: I hate Jets, won't watch show. Not the best sport.
Texas driver dies at Iowa raceway...Not the best racing driver.
Favre has turned retirement into a hustle...Not the most trustworthy player.
Construction crane sinks into water .... Not the best crane!!
.....Just shows how much care needs to be made when making choices. I do acknowledge that accidents do happen, but who knows why? There, no doubt, are many reasons, but perhaps they might be avoided with more judicious...???...and better, wiser...??? Now, as far as "the best" is concerned, when it comes to cookies, Mallomars beat all others and when it comes to hot dogs, it's ... Nathan's. Best baseball team--Yankees (although there are and have been excellent teams, the Yankees have the repute); best football team--Notre Dame; best soccer team--North Shore Vikings; best porn flick--Devil and Miss Jones; best play--Hamlet (by far!); best President--Abe (Latest poll shows 23% of Americans still think he was Jewish because he is called "Abe" and was shot in the temple). OK. I'll leave the rest up to you guys even though my brain is still teeming. I am so tired, and night is approaching stealthily.
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