Thursday, February 11, 2016

Lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas! (Ben Franklin)



     Well, I fell again from the chair in front of this post. I say "fell again" because I fell from the chair in the living room three days ago. I didn't mean that I fell from the chair in front of this monitor again. I'm a falling fool! The irony is that we are paying for the device you wear around your neck so that when you fall you just have to press a button on the thing and it calls 911--except that I forgot to put it on! So I had to lie on the floor yesterday for a f....gin hour until Rho got home from bowling. (Isn't that the word that Frump used on TV the other day?) 

     Another day has passed, and no, I didn't fall.  However, I still have been remiss about keeping in touch with my readers. I figure that a lot of them have dropped out because there's nothing to read. They don't know what they're missing.  Neither do I know what is missing, so don't blame me for not knowing what they're missing. What I do know is that we both have had MD appointments as well as having bills to pay, birthday cards to send, taxes to make out, and as the King of Siam would say, "etcetera, etcetera, etcetera."

     We loved your letters. We're blessed with a family that is glued together.  Of course we are not around when you are bonding with one sibling or another so you may not be bonding on those occasions. At any rate, thanks for the offers to help us out. Of course, RH+ being 78 and I, ...whatever, it's time for us to be thinking about moving into an assisted living facility. Since I am...whatever it's about time I was there already with the HD 55inch TV having been carried there on my back.  Perhaps that's the reason my back hurts? I can't just hang around the house doing nothing so I thought of suing the BOARD for using my copyrighted musical script in a paid performance.  $10,000 ought to do it! 

2 comments:

  1. ruth.grimsley@virgin.netFebruary 12, 2016 at 6:40 AM

    Hi Baron! Still thinking of you. Hope you find somewhere suitable to live. Cuz Ruth

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  2. Just say the word and we will have you in your new "home"!

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