.....One of the enduring problems in my life right now is deciding what color to use when writing this blog. There are simply too many colors to choose from. It's like being in Macy's with RH+ as she is deciding what color to wear on a blouse that she needs to buy. It is quite fascinating to be sitting in the aisle on my scooter and making a mind wager on the color she will finally select, and in how many minutes. I don't consider this a waste of my time; it is a legitimate attempt to come up with the color she will select and in how many minutes it will take her to make a decision. It only gets boring when I lose her as she goes up and down the aisles and she is too slight and too quick to keep track of. Macy's, like UPS, should supply tracking numbers to husbands who accompany their wives as they shop.
.....Speaking of keeping track of wives as they shop, it's difficult keeping track of former students, of colleagues, and of friends. Recently, Harold Mack and Jane sold their house in Virginia and moved to Connecticut--I believe. Hal is the last living member, besides myself, naturally, of my flight crew. Also, today, surprisingly I got a phone call from Bob Fox, a former student. He also sold his house and moved to Vermont as well--to be closer to his children. I don't know why these guys moved to Vermont; they are both good golfers, but in Vermont they need to learn how to ski. I'm not so sure about Hal; he's older than I am so he better stick to Scrabble. Bob, surprisingly, is now here in Florida and refereeing high school basketball games. We have a breakfast date on Wednesday, and I'll have a few questions for him. Bob had a great teaching career and recently retired. I don't know what to think when I learn that a former student is retiring. It simply confirms the fact that little kids consider me old. But little kids should not speak unless they are asked.
.....I certainly do not dispute the fact that I have passed puberty successfully. And now, when I think about it, I don't have any life threatening diseases. My health is excellent; my cholesterol is about 116, my blood pressure is always what it should be, my clothes fit me very well. My problems are not health problems, they are physical problems. I've had two hips broken since March, I've had a gash in my ankle that required stitches and staples (sounds like a good song title), but they have been removed. The only thing that I have is pain--since March; and now I'm getting used to it. Maybe I should wish myself a Happy New Year.
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I don't think pain is amenable to tolerance, Baron. Find a pain-killer that suits you, again by process of trial and error. As with all medication, it's a straight swap - removal or reduction of symptoms vs. side-effects. You can tell how ill somebody is/has been by what they're prepared to tolerate in the way of side-effects! My medication has some bad side-effects, but by golly, I'd rather have them than have clinical depression!!!
ReplyDeleteKeeping track of RH+ has always been hard, even for her kids. we marvel at her spunk, and know we can't keep up with her. Just remember the rule about pain "feeling pain lets you know that your still alive in a lot of cases, and is better than the alterative".
ReplyDeleteEarly Happy Hanukkah and Happy New Year.
Can't go with that, Jon. Anyone who has suffered badly from clinical depression KNOWS that there are worse things than being dead!! (And I think you mean "you're still alive," not "your still alive.")
ReplyDeleteWell done, Cuz Ruth, protector of the purity of the Mother Tongue. Additionally, it's "alternative" nor alterative.
ReplyDeleteNormal people never need pain to know that they are still alive.
Correction. In the previous post, "nor" should be "not." We need a health update from the Baron asap.
ReplyDeletePhil, Baron and Jon - just been telling Joel that there IS such a word as "alterative!" It's a medical procedure that operates by altering the workings of the body. It no longer exists in mainstream medicine (still around in fringe stuff) but of course, since it once did so exist, it's still around in literature: in one of the "Sherlock Holmes" stories, Dr Watson describes a Turkish bath as an alterative. It probably worked well as a placebo. Thank you, Jon, for providing this opportunity for us to delve into medical and literary history! Cuzzin Ruth
ReplyDelete"That which does not kill us, makes us very very angry."
ReplyDeleteEVERYONE, please have:
ReplyDeleteA JOYOUS HOLIDAY SEASON, AND A HAPPY, HEALTHY, AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR!!!