Monday, April 23, 2012

"What wound did ever heal, but by degrees." (Othello)

.....I am trying a new font for this posting and it's called "Helvitica" which I never heard of, but it looks O.K.  I like Ariel best, but I get tired of the same old thing all the time. By the "same old thing" I refer to fonts, not to people.  For people, I have different names.  Today began with an early morning phone call from Maroone Chevrolet where we brought Rhoda's 2008 Malibu for repairs.  She was unable to lock or unlock her doors with either of the "remotes" she got with the car when she bought it.  So, she had to use her key on all of them.  Steve, the mechanic we brought it to on Friday said that the cost to repair it with parts and labor would be $1094!  We told him the car was only four years old and had only 20,000+ miles on it, and that this kind of thing ought not to be happening to such a new car, and he said that he would talk to his manager to see what he can do for us.  An hour later, we  got a call from Steve, and he said that the job would be done for no charge!  Can you all believe that?  Now we don't know what to do with the thousand dollars we saved.  Maybe some scratchoff tickets.

.....I have been working on the Great American Unkown Novel (by the Famous Unknown Author) and it's damn difficult to write one when you haven't a clue as where to take it.  I just start writing down anything that comes from my brain, and then I send it to JR for editing.  I am dedicating this book to my future Great Grandson, Houston, son of Katrina and Bobby's first  grandson.  Bobby a grandfather?  That's pretty hard to take at this stage in my life.  I still want to think of him as a biker, a beer drinker, a soccer player, and a pool hustler...but a grandfather?  Oy vey! (as they say in Hebronics).  I will be taking a hiatus from blogging and novel writing this next weekend as we are going to visit Robin in Tallahassee.  We'll be there Saturday through Monday and then we' ll decide whether or not to come home or continue on to Biloxi to cavort and gamble at the Beau Rivage.

.....I am now happy to report that I am using only a cane to help me walk.  So, it's taken me over a year to get from the scooter to the push walker to the three wheeler to the cane.  I am finally pain free.  My left hip is healed and my right hip was healed long ago.  I can also ditch the cane in the house and walk around wobbly without it.  We will, nevertheless bring the cane and the three wheeler to Robin, and ditch the scooter.  I haven't felt so well in a long, long time.  It's been a long, long, winding road through windstorm and cactus.  

13 comments:

  1. Doc,

    Perhaps a variation on the Riddle of the Sphinx applies? What rolls on 3 wheels in the morning, 6 legs in the afternoon, 3 legs in the early evening and 2 legs at Beau Rivage?

    Best, Pete Kehrig

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  2. very glad to hear that your down to just the cane. we know how hard you must have worked to get to this point. have fun in Tallahassee. say hi to robin for me.

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  3. ruth.grimsley@virgin.netApril 23, 2012 at 8:47 PM

    I'm so very very pleased that you are out of pain and properly mobile at last, dear Baron. As for the money you saved on the biz with Rh's car, spend it on anything you like, but NOT, I BEG you, in casinos run by the descendants of Native Americans. They should be encouraged to live by honest toil, like the rest of us!! Hang on! Something is surfacing in my brain - perhaps you could send the hero in your novel to a Reservation for a few chapters. I'm sure he could work wonders with Roulette. Cuzzin Ruth

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    1. Ruth,dear, my hero X has more important and amazing things to do than try his luck in a casino. Nobody wins against Seminole magic and their Medicine Man.

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  4. ruth.grimsley@virgin.netApril 23, 2012 at 11:24 PM

    Mr Kehrig - BRILL sphyngine joke! Cuzzin Ruth

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  5. So many senior citizens do not recover from broken hips, but you have successfully done so twice. I wonder if there is a way for you to collate your many blog comments during your recovery, as a way to inspire or give hope to new patients?

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    1. JR, thanks for the support, but I really don't know how to collate the experiences with my hip. It would take me a while to find the posts. And, Pete and Ruth--I've tried to get the "sphyngine" joke, but I've failed. I can only laugh at Charlie Chaplin. And, Jon, I'll say hi to Robin for you. I remember it was she that "re-upped" you.

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  6. ruth.grimsley@virgin.netApril 24, 2012 at 3:54 PM

    Er....it wasn't a joke, sphyngine is just a rather obscure adjective meaning "pertaining to a sphynx." As for Mr Kehrig's offering, the updating of the Riddle of the Sphynx was really funny. The original riddle was, if you recall, dear Baron, "What creature goes on four legs first, then two legs, then three?" The answer was (in those pre-feminist days,) "MAN." First as a baby, he crawls, the he walks, and in old age, he needs a stick to help him!

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  7. ...and "BRILL" = "brilliant"

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  8. ruth.grimsley@virgin.netApril 26, 2012 at 9:27 PM

    Is it right that this word needed translating from English English to American English, Joel? If so, I apologise for mystifying the august readership of this column! Cuzzin Ruth

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  9. The phrase "BRILL sphyngine" is sure to flummoxise even the most brill among us.

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  10. ruth.grimsley@virgin.netApril 27, 2012 at 1:39 PM

    Really? It's only two adjectives, one vernacular and the second not well-known. Still - where's the problem?

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  11. Ellin Bliss Jaeger (North Shore '58)April 28, 2012 at 8:49 PM

    Weighing in late, but feel joyous that light at the tunnel is finally here. Long arduous journey, who knew? Like new!
    Yes, "Brill, sphyngine"
    Ellin

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