…..One of my favorite shows is “Kiss Me Kate”, based on Shakespeare’s “Taming of the Shrew.” And my favorite song in that show is “Where is the life that late I led” sung by Petruchio after he marries Kate. I do remember all the lyrics which I recreate here for your entertainment and enlightenment, and I find this number particularly appropriate for my current station in life:
FROM "KISS ME KATE"
“Where is the life that late I led; where is it now?—Totally dead!
Where is my Becky, my Becky-Weccio; still selling pizza by the slice
In Ponte Vecchio?
And where’s Rosellio, that fierce virago, who fled to me from
Trinidad-Tobago?
Where is Carmen, from Venezuela ? Still sleeping with that
Alcoholic sailor?
And where is Ruthie, my English cuzzin? Still favoring
Her suitors by the dozen?
Where’s Alfonsina from sweet Firenze , whose flirting
Always put me in a frenzy?
And Sister Carla, also from Florence , whose kisses
Rained on me in torrents?
Now there was Rhoda--beneath the cover. So voluptuous
I still cannot recover.
And Filomena, from friendly Venice , who played me
Like she played a game of tennis.
So, now, where is the life that late I led? Where is it now?
Totally dead! Come—kiss me, Kate
Not bad, eh. I told you that I remembered all the lyrics. Now, who was it that wrote this show? Where is he now? Oh! Cole Porter? Forgive me, Cole, for changing the lyrics a bit.
